Pringle Hands

Unable to hold an asset with any conviction. A panic seller. Synonymous with weak hands. Antonym of diamond hands.

Dave Portnoy sold his Bitcoin at $11k because he's a little bitch with pringle hands.

by DankHank808 February 22, 2021

Plastique pringles

The aluminum Pringle containers that come special with some movies to contain a oil bomb.

Plastique Pringles are awesome to eat from.

by Cody5050 December 21, 2022

pringle sniffin bitch

a super bag of douche. cries with a loud shrieking voice. eats out girls with bushes

green is such a pringle sniffin bitch

by Jay Stu October 3, 2008

pringles

Lays in a tube

Dude i want some lays

HOW ABOUT IN A TUBE

STOP SAYING THAT

YOU DONT LIKE TUBE?

You do like pringles so much?

I need a dad

by CBT (Capibara Therapy) March 31, 2022

The Pringle Effect

When a microphone fails to register sounds properly, resulting in a muffled speech pattern as if the person is speaking into an empty Pringle Can.

"I can't understand what you're saying! I think you're experiencing The Pringle Effect"

"John, why is your microphone always so bad, it's like you want us to suffer from your Pringle Effect"

by Dr. Pringleston June 11, 2022

Pringled

When you're out drinking alcohol and have to take that first wee of the night, and therefore condemn yourself to regular visits to the restroom. (Once you pop, you don't stop).

"Dude, where are you going? You've just been to the bathroom"

"I can't help it, bro; I've pringled"

by ParaDiggle August 20, 2017

Will Pringle

Literally the sexiest mf alive. He’s a pussy magnet which cannot be stopped. He gets head while playing 2k and has to have a body guard to stop women when he leaves the house with his dog bertrude

He such a Will Pringle 🥵

by Poopmaster42069911 November 22, 2021