A Mexican Christmas Present is the result of giving a girl a Donkey Punch, but instead of her butthole clenching up, she releases her bowels all over you like a Pinata, giving you - a Mexican Christmas Present.
"I tried to give Maria a Donkey Punch, but instead a tight fuck, she gave back a Mexican Christmas Present."
by rzerobzero April 28, 2012
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Female Prepneck
by Summer June 15, 2004
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to preparesomething or someone
i need to preperate my bubble bath.
by kayteekrizzle January 13, 2008
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Benny: Hey Man, how ever did you win the deal with Gullible Corp, Inc
Numpty: Benny, it is all down the the fantastic presentartion, they fell for every line, what idiots!.
Numpty: Benny, it is all down the the fantastic presentartion, they fell for every line, what idiots!.
by JM Law April 29, 2008
Get the Presentartion mug.In the same way as one may preen their hair/nails/etc before meeting someone new that stands as a potential future mate...
Preenbooking is the same, but for ones' facebook page.
I.e, before adding a fittie, one would change their profile picture to the most flattering. Delete any savage recent photo tags, and remove any unwanted comments or "farmville" crap.
Preenbooking is the same, but for ones' facebook page.
I.e, before adding a fittie, one would change their profile picture to the most flattering. Delete any savage recent photo tags, and remove any unwanted comments or "farmville" crap.
"Ahh did you see that chick dude?!"
"Yeah bru, shes the principles daughter!"
"Sweeeett"
"Yeah im gonna add her on facebook, get the groundwork in"
"Boos! Dont forget your preenbooking!
"Yeah bru, shes the principles daughter!"
"Sweeeett"
"Yeah im gonna add her on facebook, get the groundwork in"
"Boos! Dont forget your preenbooking!
by heytherejesse March 19, 2011
Get the Preenbooking mug.Sarah got me a Hollister sweater for £100, and I got her CD for £10! That's £90 of Present-Profit, it's gonna be a good Christmas!
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