Premature Brokebackulation

To come to work wearing a Brokeback-style shirt earlier than the official day that is Brokeback Friday.

It's Thursday, why's John wearing that shirt? He suffers from Premature Brokebackulation.

by GenericMale August 18, 2016

premature confetti

euphemism for premature ejaculation. inspired by the confetti incident in 76ers-Celtics Game 3.

Despite trusting the process, I maintain that people of Urban Dictionary should refine or continue to redefine the term "premature confetti."

by SacredAggressionFree June 3, 2018

Premature Pullout

When you're head over heels for a bitch, but shit just ain't working. It's worse than you think because there's nothing between you and the other , and before even trying to start something and possibly failing, you conduct a premature pullout, and back out because you can't take it and just give in.

Thomas: You should just give up, you're already getting the shit treatment

James: Fr? Can't even pull out before I'm even in

Thomas: Premature Pullout

by Xanex is Healthy June 29, 2017

Premature Etextulation

Hitting send on a text message before you finish typing the message.

Haley: What did you mean when you texted me "That sounds n"?

Michael: I meant "That sounds nice." I got excited and had premature etextulation.

Haley: Don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys.

by bizmike October 24, 2012

Premature Ejacuquery

The act in which someone asked a question in an email prior to the answers already being sent.

Tom sent me an email question the other day and I had just sent the answer right before his Premature Ejacuquery.

by Lynn Shirley September 6, 2010

Premature Epackulation

Packing the car before you realize there are many more items that you need to take.

I suffered from severe premature epackulation this trip when I thought I’d be able to see out the back window on our vacation for the first time in years. My dreams were crushed when I saw my wife wheeling out 3 large suitcases and I had to unpack the entire car and start my car Tetris game over.

by Sleepy Weaz March 29, 2021

Premature Indication

To put on your indicator way before the corner.

Woops, That was "Premature Indication" the corner is not for miles yet.

That guy just "Prematurely indicated!"

by Bubbles82 September 6, 2011