National Get Pregnant Day

Today is the day that you MUST get pregnant, no exceptions.

Him: Hey Shordy, Today is baby making day, todays the day you getting pregnant.
Her: OMG, I am so Excited to get pregnant!!! I almost forgot that it was National Get Pregnant Day

by ItalianStallion123456789 October 27, 2022

Pregnant

You should be happy you didn't use "protection". The point of having sex is to make babies so that they can take care of you. Don't ever use condoms

Guy- please don't tell me you're pregnant
Girl - I am.
Guy - But how?
Girl - good thing you didn't use condoms
Guy- I don't want babies!
Girl - so what to do?
Guy - disown or sell it
Girl - nope. When it grows up, they're gonna take care of us two.
Guy - I mean I guess that works

by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid July 16, 2018

pregnancy

If you have to come here to figure out what this word means, I hope your girlfriend never becomes it.

PregnantGirl: My boyfriend stuck his pizzle in my vizzle and now I'm in a state of pregnancy.

by pliz October 7, 2003

Pregnant Racing Woman

a woman who is running in a race while she is pregant.

Georgia is a 6 months in being a pregnant racing woman some say she will retire

by Juddah March 30, 2009

pregtard

a pregnant ignoramus who is prone to fits of sluttery, binge drinking,chain smoking and questionable fashion.

"Hey Pregtard! A bottle of Whiskey doesn't count as ONE GLASS OF WINE! OW! you burned me with your cigarette!
I saw your myspace url on the bathroom wall!"

by twattwattwattwatwhat? July 1, 2009

Pregnancy brain

When your math teacher can’t teach no more

I searched for my keys in the refrigerator, must be my pregnancy brain

by Penisluver27 May 11, 2018

pregnant richard

richard is a very sensitive person and if you ask him if he’s pregnant he will deny it even though he is. he is having a boy and naming him “Mk”...richard will be a great mother to his baby!

me: “richard are you pregnant??”
richard: “nope”

pregnant richard

by pregnant richard January 16, 2019