Panic Potty Parade

When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!

Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!

by Pioneer 1 June 17, 2017

potty

A sni.

A potty will be a sni.

by #Madprizo Potty Training Kids April 26, 2023

Insta-potty

Scrolling Instagram while using the toilet

She sent me 10 DMs while she in the bathroom. She was obviously having an Insta-potty.

by UWSNYC April 11, 2024

Potty Pants

One who potties in their pants much like a lil baby or a drummer or a lil baby drummer.

That lil baby drummer is such a potty pants.

by DirtyPrincess February 2, 2024

Potty slam

A term so described someone getting slammed into the ground

"Fam, u just got potty slammed"

by Fisjaikskajajaj May 25, 2016

bad potties

A euphemism that is used for watery poop when calling in sick to work or school.

Aaron's mom: "Aaron cannot go to school today, because he has bad potties".

by Emmet Wendel June 4, 2016

Porta Potty blow out

when a man knocks the bottom out of at least 3 women at the same time in a porta potty ""doing BIG things "

Last time I had a Porta potty blow out i caught Ghonerhiaia and also got a shit load of STDS and hot dose of a cock tail s

by lolha the stank fajita October 1, 2022