a thief who likes to steal worthless signs and hide them in his pants. often steals from large chain stores such as Walmart.
employee: "Hey, what happened to the shop sign. It's gone."
shopowner: "What? It was here a minute ago."
employee: "Well, I did see some kid hanging around outside."
shopowner: "That damn potato."
shopowner: "What? It was here a minute ago."
employee: "Well, I did see some kid hanging around outside."
shopowner: "That damn potato."
by Jon Zimmerman June 19, 2008
by theo collin December 03, 2015
by usgvugusvdgh January 30, 2009
1. The most ubiquitous thing in the entire world, followed closely by cockroach in second place and sardars (aka sikhs, turbanators) in the third place.
2. When mashed, represents the height of genuine English culinary achievement.
3. The biggest commodity purchase of McDonald's. Used in their "employee induction programs" to fill-up skull cavities.
4. Handy object of comparison. See examples.
2. When mashed, represents the height of genuine English culinary achievement.
3. The biggest commodity purchase of McDonald's. Used in their "employee induction programs" to fill-up skull cavities.
4. Handy object of comparison. See examples.
"Who is smarter - potato or microsoft?"
"What came first - potato or vodka?"
What's on everyone's mind at the Wimbledon : "Who's got better potatoes?"
"What came first - potato or vodka?"
What's on everyone's mind at the Wimbledon : "Who's got better potatoes?"
by _cheese April 22, 2009
by Spam on Toast August 01, 2006
a hot guy, but this word is never used on its own. There are variations, such as: boiled potato (a guy who is hot but boring), french fry (a guy who is hot, but bad for you, aka the guy all your friends say dont go out with), mashed potato (a guy who is not really one thing or another in terms of personality, but who is really hot and has been with every fucking girl in the school), scalloped potato (a guy who is gorgeous and just altogether really sweet and cool), and baked potato (that really gorgeous artistic slacker/stoner who your mother would hate).
Niko: izzy, those guys nick and matt are such boiled potatoes.
Izzy: dude, i know. there has to be some way to make them more...
Niko: scalloped?
Izzy: yeah. scalloped.
Niko: or, god, even baked would be better than boiled. jeesh.
Izzy: dude, i know. there has to be some way to make them more...
Niko: scalloped?
Izzy: yeah. scalloped.
Niko: or, god, even baked would be better than boiled. jeesh.
by ;asldkfja;slkdfj September 16, 2009
by shukujo April 03, 2015