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Lodge Poled

The past-tense act of eating the delicious cheesy bread from regional pizza chain, Mackenzie River, and/or the ambiguous past-tense of performing a sexual act.
Example 1: “Me and the homies went to Mack River last night and got lodge poled. My breath smelled like ass after.”

Example 2: “How did your tinder date go last night?”

“Well.”

“How well?”

“I got lodge poled.”

“Nice.”
by MacReady95 June 12, 2023
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president poland

The man who invented Poland, Andrzej Poh Laand
"I, Andrzej Poh Land, claim this land as POLAND!" - President Poland
by Beanicus January 28, 2024
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Bank of Poland

If you are a Polish girl, it means keeping your paper money folded and tucked into the cleavage of your big tits.
I’m going to the bar and I don’t wanna carry a purse. I’ll just keep my cash in the Bank of Poland.

I keep my tips from working as a waitress at the perogy restaurant in my bank of Poland.
by Polly_Pocketry July 23, 2021
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Bank of Poland

If you are a Polish girl, it means keeping your paper money folded and tucked into the cleavage of your big tits.
I’m going to the bar and I don’t wanna carry a purse. I’ll just keep my cash in the Bank of Poland.

I keep my tips from working as a waitress at the perogy restaurant in my bank of Poland.
by Polly_Pocketry July 23, 2021
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Turning 19 in Poland

When you turn 19 in Poland you serve in the Military. This is a way to say you are looking good or “serving”
wow is that a new dress? you are literally turning 19 in Poland right now
by PhaePhee April 6, 2025
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just turned 19 in Poland

A reference to the age that men in Poland are when they have to be medically assessed to serve in the military. Used online to describe how someone served the utmost cunt.
"Did you see Charli XCX at Coachella?"
"Yes b*tch, she just turned 19 in Poland 😍"
by br@t April 14, 2025
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Turning 19 in Poland

Serving. In Poland, when you are 19, you are tested to see if you can serve in the military. When someone tells you that you are turning 19 in Poland, they are saying you are serving.
Person 1: OMG her outfit is so cute.
Person 2: It’s so fye. She’s turning 19 in Poland.
by Chillspritecranberry April 20, 2025
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