Ghetto Pinata

A crack dealer.

There's a Ghetto Pinata working off the corner of north boulevard and 5th street.

by SFDX August 3, 2010

Mama Pinata

When you sneak into someone's home late at night and steal his or her mother away. After apprehending said mother, you cut her open and put candy inside her. She is then deployed at a birthday party for the enjoyment of children.

(I recommend using samurai sword over baseball bat due to its superior cutting capabilities)

Sara: So what can we do for his party?
Tyler: Let's get him a mama pinata.
Sara: Good call. I'll meet you at Crab's.

by WouldU2 August 27, 2010

bi-penial

When a fucked up dude is born with a mutation causing him to grow two dicks

"I'm fighting cancer" "well nobody's perfect" "then what's wrong with you I'm bi-penial that sounds horrible" "no I've got 2 dicks"

by Bi-penial August 25, 2013

Iowa Piña Colada

When a man cums inside the vagina, anus, or mouth of a woman, and then takes a piss in that same hole, then if in the vagina or anus, “stir” the two fluids with the man’s penis and have the man drink it bottoms up. If orally prepared, the woman will mix the two fluids with her tongue and swallow it.

So Shawn asked me if I banged my bitch the other night, so I told him I did, and she tried a new cocktail I made called the Iowa Piña Colada.

by Helpimstuckinmyparentsbasement February 25, 2019

Waluigi Pinball

Not only the best track in mario kart history, it is also themed after our lord and savior Waluigiiiiii

Person 1: Waluigi Pinball is bad
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yes, Wario stadium is way better.
Person 2: "Proceeds to slap Person 1."

by alayayeet December 31, 2020

Pink Sock Pinata

The act of giving a Pink Sock, where you engage in ravagely dry fucking ones anal cavity and pull out with one powerful thrust causing the rectum to turn inside out making that pink starfish look like a sock. After this you take heavy duty fishing line, like used for deep sea marlins and shit, and tie them to the ceiling and call all your friends over, spin the hanging hoe and simultaneously smack their face with your cocks, eventually all jizzing all over the tied up one before they pass out you cut the line, letting her fall and having the jizz splatter everywhere like candy

Hey Levi, What did you do this weekend?
Levi- "After Talabia came over, I invited the rest of my friends over to engage in a glorious Pink Sock Pinata!"

by Smackindonkeys September 1, 2023

pinable

Everything that has a hole and can be fucked is "pinable"

This couch is really pinable, lets screw it.
This watermellon is perfect to fuck, its really pinable.

by .:sTatiC:. June 15, 2009