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Alabama Piledriver

The act of shoving both of ones hands up someone’s ass in order to reach the infinite pleasure gates in the center of a person. Then a quick tugging motion to fully disembowel the partner. Then you kiss the person and suck on their face hard enough to suck their intestines back into their body.
Imma give my ho an Alabama piledriver in Micky D’s.

My mom caught me while I was having an Alabama piledriver.
by Cat in the ass June 19, 2018
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pieshot

When girls have short skirts and open their legs under the desks or even at school sitting on a bench if you see white its a Pieshot.
"hey look over their sharla has her legs wide open AWESOME pieshot."
by Jmak August 31, 2006
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Piledriver

A sexual position seen in alot of porno movies. It's when you have a female person pointing one of her holes upwards, and a man who forcedly inserts his penis in said hole. It's commonly seen that the man needs to press his penis downwards with his hand to make this act possible. The extreme porn star Max Hardcore is known to perform this act quite often in his movies.

Can also be used as a verb. "Piledriving"
"Have you ever tried the piledriver on your girlfriend?"
"No, sadly she won't let me."

"Hey, did you see the latest Max Hardcore movie?"
"For sure, he really piledrived the living hell outta that chick!"
by Bo Bacon December 28, 2005
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straight piledrive that shit

To absolutely bone the bejesus out of some chick, regarless of emotions or how hot she is.
Joe: Wow how hot is that girl down the hall?
Dan: Man, I'd straight piledrive that shit
Joe: fo'real
by staff September 6, 2005
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Occupied Palestine

American: Dude grab your passport and let's go visit Israel!
Haji: Sorry bro it reads, "The holder of this passport is not entitled to travel to the occupied Palestine".
by CricketSpook January 24, 2009
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steaming pile of crap

A D-link DIR-655, or any other device made by d-link
Ah man, my router is a steaming pile of crap!

Yo, why you buy d-link?
by Networked June 20, 2011
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samoan pile driver

A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down. The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay... goony, goony, goony... ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!"
by p0wntn00b June 10, 2003
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