Philadelphia Eaglets

A semi pro team in the NFC East that has never won a Super Bowl. Known for having unruly and rude fans that appear to be ignorant to most NFL fans.

That guy must be rooting for the Philadelphia Eaglets, he's throwing snowballs at the police officer in blue because he thinks he is a NY Giants fan.

by rockinraydog January 9, 2010

Philadelphia

A city that is home to the Eagles football team, which this coming Superbowl, is going to smash the fucking Patriots. Philadelphia is also three and a half times larger than Boston, and has a much better skyline.

Those stupid Bostonians with their New England Patriots; they never learn.

by Actually a Colts Fan February 5, 2005

Philadelphia Eagles

A team that drafts a 🗑 Quarterback even know they have one.

Me: Dude, the Philadelphia Eagles are fucking dumb

by s m a l l p e e n April 29, 2020

Philadelphia New Moon

The act of smearing feces (your own or a friends) all over your ass cheeks until your white pasty butt now appears completely black. Then proceed to moon an unsuspecting person. The shit-covered ass appears at first glance to be not the typical full moon, but a dark new moon.

*If a person is truly creative, they can use varying amounts of poo to recreate all phases of the moon (New, waxing crescent 1st quarter, waxing gibbous, full, waning gibbous, 3rd quarter, waning crescent, and new)

a cop is sitting outside of Dunkin Donuts and looks up when a car driving by honks.

"hey copper, check this out!" the driver motions to the passenger in the back who put his shit covered ass out the window.

"Oh damn, Tell your black friend that he's gonna pay for that!"

"My friend isn't black, silly! You just got the Philadelphia New Moon!"

"Eww Gross!" the cop shakes his night stick angrily!

by RedDan69 April 22, 2011

philanthropist

Person who has nothing better to do with his/her money so he/she figures that it would be more useful for his/her reputation to give it away to society all the while making it seem as if he/she is unintentionally a good person.

Rich-ass bitch: hmm im rich what should I do? I already have a mansion with 23555 rooms and 6 pools and 345 cars. And my garbage disposal broke from all the money i tried to get rid of, what should i do with it now? Oh i know! I know! I'll pretend to be a good person and give it away! Hmm isnt it called being a philanthropist? (looks at himself in miror) what would the world do without me?

by nvrtell June 26, 2006

philadelphia

Home of the Cheesesteak!
The NEW HOCKEYTOWN, USA!

Need i say more

The common phrase around Philadelphia is "LETS GO FLYERS"

by LETS GO FLYERS April 14, 2006

Philanthropy

From the ancient Greek "Phil Collins" and "Anthropos"; the literal translation is "Phil Collins Man" but the word more loosely translates to a condition in which a man transforms into Phil Collins or gains Phil Collins-like qualities and abilities.

Jim: Hey, why do I always hear Steve singing Sussudio on nights when there's a full moon?
Bob: Steve suffers from Philanthropy.

by meiyoumayo February 14, 2012