Definitions by meiyoumayo

Philanthropy 

From the ancient Greek "Phil Collins" and "Anthropos"; the literal translation is "Phil Collins Man" but the word more loosely translates to a condition in which a man transforms into Phil Collins or gains Phil Collins-like qualities and abilities.

Jim: Hey, why do I always hear Steve singing Sussudio on nights when there's a full moon?
Bob: Steve suffers from Philanthropy.

Philanthropy by meiyoumayo February 14, 2012

Odonnell 

An extremely undesirable and unsexy thought that suddenly enters an individual's mind during masturbation, killing the mood and filling the individual with shame and horror.

I was having a great wank when I had an odonnell about Nancy Reagan wearing a bikini.

Odonnell by meiyoumayo October 22, 2010