perception drift

someone’s inability to remember how their natural face looks after they have had a number of cosmetic procedures such as Botox

Perception drift is when a person’s perception of change following an aesthetic treatment is skewed or inaccurate. In most cases, other people notice these changes, but not the ones who underwent the procedure.

by Marc2.0 December 4, 2023

Percent-Off Scams

The act of scamming off people and giving them your money. Basically the new yanny vs. laurel.

Often used on the Angry Birds subreddit (r/angrybirds).

Even obama (yes, obama) has fell victim to this.
Often found when you search random stuff on google.

Percent-Off Scams are a type of online scam where you pay to give them money. That's all.

by jadenthemoose2 December 8, 2023

Perception

No. It isn't my perception. Give me my money. I'm not getting off the internet. It isn't a manifestation of my on mind. It you don't something deliberately that YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO.

Hym "If isn't my perception of what's happening that is the issue. Tell me where it is or I'm going to kill a child."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2024

Percent

A very strange creature, reminiscent of the character Bibi from the game Brawl Stars. They live only in one city, Vologda, in Russia. They are hostile to humans and hunt for those who have the maximum rank on their Brawl Stars account on Bibi. Their main weapon is bits, but they can use large bubbles made of chewing gum. Legend has it that when Supercell releases a hypercharged skin for Bibi, a giant percent will appear, and the city of Vologda will be wiped off the face of the earth.

Yesterday, a crowd of percents was chasing me, I barely escaped, - person with max rank Bibi.

by ShAiTan_hecker_ahoh March 14, 2025

Perception Genocide

The gradual destruction of one’s ability to see or feel things authentically, usually caused by overstimulation, comparison, and the constant hunger for “more.” A silent collapse of real experience—where meaning is replaced with desire, and clarity with noise.

After scrolling through curated lives and filtered truths all day, I couldn’t even enjoy the sunset. It’s like I’ve gone through perception genocide.

by paperwound April 9, 2025

Perceptiod

* A trivial, fleeting, or brief perception of either an external or internal event.

* A singular, moment of perception.

Yo I just had a weird thought… kinda like a perceptoid, you know?

* A trivial, fleeting, or brief perception of either an external or internal event.

* A singular, moment of perception.

Yo I just had a weird thought… kinda like a perceptoid, you know?

* A trivial, fleeting, or brief perception of either an external or internal event.

* A singular, moment of perception.

Man I keep having these weird Perceptiods. Really strange but I can never quite grasp them.

by Gily October 13, 2025

twenty percent battery

When a girl wants to finger herself, but is wearing tampon, so she can only get her finger in a little bit, resulting in what looks like a battery that has twenty percent left

Brook: I wish i didnt have a twenty percent battery right now. Goshdarnit.

by ilovechingy8 June 7, 2011