Stadium Patriot 

Someone more concerned with the trappings of the United States--the flag, standing for the anthem, etc.--than the actual values of freedom and democracy on which the country was founded.

The stadium patriots are up in arms again because the sportsball players knelt for the national anthem.

Stadium Patriot by Jill the Pill August 8, 2019

The Patriot 

Wiping your ass while still wearing your pants.

That guy just pulled the patriot and wiped his ass while still wearing his pants

The Patriot by Pauley Revere October 14, 2020

Twisted Patriot

A person who loves their country so much that they would wish, if not inflict, harm upon anyone who criticizes or talks "badly" about it. To these people, their country as perfect, and if anyone says otherwise, they deserved to be dealt with in the most dehumanizing way possible.

Friend 1: Did you see in the news? A Trump supporter got arrested for assaulting a man who was kneeling during the national anthem.
Friend 1: Talk about a Twisted Patriot.

Twisted Patriot by Hethrikos November 25, 2020

micro-patriot 

An American who shows their ‘love’ for their country, their fellow citizens, and the fact they aren't sheeple by wearing their covid face-covering just below their nose. Their are also noted for their small, technically micro-penis, genitalia. Micro-patriot is a portmanteau of Micro-penis and Patriot. Alternatively, Micro can stand for the small gap between their nose and their face covering.

I went to Costco and saw some real micro-patriots in the house harms you section. Not looking for condoms obviously because the ones Costco has would be too large.

micro-patriot by PortlandAlarmClocked January 10, 2021

Retarded patriot. 

An extremist who loves his country so much that, he'll dismiss all crimes and negatives happening in the country under the flag of culture, heritage and religion. This behaviour is prevalent in the older gen and some retarded young people of India.

Ram: I wish I could've married Violina.
John: She's 15, you're 30
Ram: The rich culture of India is lost, we used to marry children and make 10 kids out of her. I wish people didn't westernize India, maybe then I could've married her.
John: There's a limit to patriotism, but now, you're just a retard. A retarded patriot.

Retarded patriot. by Bla_nk June 2, 2021

trans patriot

A weak individual who lacks identity and intelligence and due to family pressure or failed education system waffles between loyalties endangering and embarrassing all nations involved

"Ay devil why does that idiot have a mexican flag tattoo if he's in the US military?" "Oh that's pepe he's a trans patriot"

trans patriot by McGraze September 4, 2021

trans patriot

A subject who has no home their loyalty waffles between homelands to fit their immediate needs.

An individual with no self esteem who's family or public school system permanently ruined the concept of nationality

"ay devil why's that moron have a mexican flag tattoo if he's in the US military?" "oh he's a trans patriot". "oy dos mio, why won't our mexican brethren help us down here?" "they're all collecting benefits in America, trans patriots are a protected class up there..."

trans patriot by McGraze September 4, 2021