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Land of Parting Gifts

A term coined on the 1987 revival of the game show Blackbusters by host Bill Rafferty.
I'm sorry it didn't work out for you. You will be heading to the Land of Parting Gifts.
by John April 29, 2005
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Parking lot alzheimers

When you can't find your car in a parking lot because you've forgot where it is. Most of the time you wander around aimlessly until you find it like an older person who has alzheimers diesease.
What's that guy doing just walking around the parking lot like that? He looks like he's got parking lot alzheimers.
by Bull237 September 20, 2010
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The BK Parking Lot

- Where we're trying to get all 'Teh Interweb Shit Talking Clannies to meet us, so that we can all have a nice, long 'talk', face to face, about all the childish bullshit that's forever going on.

- Where the real life 'Sharks' and the 'Jets' have a 'rumble'.

- Where we'll all sit and eat our fries, after we're done dealing with all the trouble makers who are currently too afraid to step up to the plate and take responsibility for their actions.

Step away from the keyboard, and step up to the plate! See shut up and bring it, clannie, the clan, the queen, minion, lemming.
LiveJournal Entry: "I hate (inset name). I'm going to just keep using this journal as a way to fuck with them."
Comment to Entry: "Listen. Quit this hiding behind teh interweb shite. Shut up and BRING IT to The BK Parking Lot. 7pm. We'll all be waiting with bells on, and fries in hand."
by Bring the Baseball Bat December 6, 2004
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Asshole parking

To take up two parking spaces with one vehicle, where one would have sufficed.
Can you asshole park for me so that when I come back later I can fit my car next to yours.
by Kevin October 11, 2003
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parking karma

The availability of good parking as a direct result of the way one handles personal driving experiences.
Erin to Paul: "Sweet! front row again... You must have good parking karma."
Luke to Elayne: " You see that motherfucker cut-off that ambulance ?"
Elayne: " Yup! He just lost ALL his parking karma! "
by sunbl00d August 21, 2011
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paralyzed parking

-An alternate name for handicap parking spots
-A really bad attempt at parallel parking that results in your vehicle facing the wrong direction, being on a sidewalk, hitting another car etc.
Girl: "Oh look, there's a spot right near the entrance"
Guy: "No, wait...damn thats another paralyzed parking spot!"


Guy 1: "Park right between those two cars"
Guy 2: "I dunno if there's room..."
(attempt to parallel park is made, car ends up with right rear tire up on curb)
Guy 1: "Nice paralyzed parking there, moron"
by NliquidINraverA February 17, 2009
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Parking Meter

Shoving a handful of quarters into a girl's slot and then leaving her on the sidewalk next to the gutter.
Rita the Hooker charged me for a whole hour when she only had to work for three minutes, so I gave her a parking meter in exact change.
by sno September 28, 2004
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