parachute tampon

1) an extra extra extra extra extra large tampons

2) made for fat women who have huge vaginas

3) and i mean huge

4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women

5) Something Rosie O'Donnel would use

6) almost used instead of the hoover dam

7) something you find is Ms. Jabba-the-hut's glove box.

"Hey i heard suzy had a really big vagina."

"Ya. She uses a parachute tampon."

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. That's big."

by the fresh maker May 6, 2009

parakeeting

parakeeting-/par-a-keet-ing/ v. a rare talent of spontaneously and sporadically falling asleep for only a few seconds at a time while sitting up, may have some relation to narcolepsy.

"Man, I was so tired last night, I kept parakeeting while trying to catch up on Downton Abbey."

by M. Mamoon November 5, 2014

Parahomopartyboiaphobia

1.paranoid fear that a fag is behind you doing the party boi behind you.
2.fear brought on by a bad memory of homos and a club.

1. Dave, "hey man is there a guy behind me doing the msk dance?
Phil "no, why?"
dave, "i have Parahomopartyboiaphobia."
phil, "thats realy queer"
Dave, "Where? Is he behind me? is he doing the dance?"

by the artist formerly known as alex February 14, 2008

prosciutto parachute

over sized vagina lips

Did you see the prosciutto parachute on that stripper?

by squid hell December 25, 2010

Cell Phone Parathesia

The feeling of a cell phone vibrating in your pocket in the absence of an acutal cell phone vibration. This has also been termed phantom cell phone syndrome.

Frank: "Paul look!! - what are your doing? You're swerving all over the road!"

Paul: "I'm looking for my cell phone - I thought I felt it vibrate. I think it fell out of my pocket somewhere. Help me look!"

Frank: "Look it is in your cup holder and it is not vibrating."

Paul: "Arggh! I keep having these cell phone parathesia attacks. I think it is like phantom limb pain."

Frank: "More like phantom cell phone syndrome. Don't worry she'll return your call."

by 9th Beastie July 8, 2012

parachute

when a man stratches out his testicle skin and places it over someone face

dude, Ryan just gave Dustin the biggest parachute

by Alan September 29, 2003

parakram

a big ol dummy head that smells like hot dog water.

Ew, what is that smell?

Oh, Parakram just walked in.

by pksucc May 20, 2018