Erection Protection

When someone is cock blocked, but is very thankful for it.

I was so blasted last night. I was about to hook up with this really ugly chick. Fortunately, i got erection protection from a loyal friend

by HyperAjax August 8, 2009

Serge the protector

1. Super hero based on yann blomquist who harnesses the power of electricity, and has cables, exrension chords, and power chords which make up his arm/ hand region.

Serge the protector's logo is made up of a surge protector and its cable surrounded by lightning bolts/electricity.

Serge has been often known to wear vests, plad shirts, and hiking boots during the day, and his coustume with arm bands, and saddle shoes while fighting crime.

FRANCE NEEDS A HERO!
what is this?
It is SERGE THE PROTECTOR!
haw, haw, haw, we are savved!

by the gentile gangsta' December 24, 2003

Ever think about odor protection?

....cause you stink!

nyuk!!!! nyuk!!!! nyuk!!!! nyuk!!!!

by hoarf February 22, 2005

Protector_Nick

Protector who is named Nick
Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick
Babysitter of Strike, doesn't matter what position you're at
Real pro (most of the time)

1: "Protector_Nick is hot."
2: "No, he is cool."
3: "Shut up noobs, he is pro."

by Tom the pro June 29, 2021

prosecco walk

A walk outside, e.g. around the block, with a glass of prosecco as a brief escape from the endless whirl of news about catastrophic events (e.g. a brutal military invasion of a sovereign, democratic nation).

Ugh, I've been staring at news from Ukraine all day, it's so sad and infuriating. Let's get some fresh air and go on a prosecco walk.

We've been staring at our phones for 4 hours now. Instead of increasing our anxiety levels even more, let's discuss how we can call on our government to actually help with the situation on a prosecco walk.

by Phreddd February 26, 2022

ProTech

The best multipurpose discord bot fr ong (Made by Superboymega, who is also the best)

Person 1: which bot should I add to my server?

Person 2: ProTech, it’s the best discord bot fr

Superboymega: link in bio

by Superboymega2 July 10, 2022

Protect yourself at all times

Did I ever tell you all the story of the Bernard Hopkins fight I watched once?

Hym “No? Ok. Bernard Hopkins (At last I think it watch him) won this fight against some Irish guy, right? And, throughout the match, here’s what he would do: he would clinch the guy, spin him around so that he (Bernard Hopkins) was between the ref and his opponent, and then he would rabbit punch him in the kidneys (against the rules). This happened so frequently the the opponent (can’t remember his name) stopped in the middle of the fight, looked at the ref, and raised his arms and said ‘What the fuck.’ He then proceeded to get jabbed in the face and I shit you not the ref looked him dead in the eyes and said ‘protect yourself at all times.’ I sat on my couch, mouth agape, in disbelief at what I was witnessing. Protect yourself at all times. That’s all the lousy motherfucker had to say for himself. Unbelievable. And that’s what this is like. You are all (both) the ref and the Bernard Hopkins. I couldn’t find the fight when I was looking for it but I will never forget that shit for the rest of my life.”

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022