Piss and Pour

When stuck in an automobile, in a traffic jam for instance, using a cup or other receptacle to urinate, then emptying out of the window or door.

Sorry Dave, give me that empty soda bottle, we've been stuck here for an hour. Need to piss and pour, or I'll do it in my pants.

by Mike Chong February 12, 2023

pour me up

to pour the person who said the term an alcoholic beverage.

Hey bro go in the kitchen and pour me up.

by carebearsie February 14, 2023

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

Montana Pour

The technique of pouring beer into a glass without tilting the glass, to get a beer that’s mostly foam.

Bro, I need to get bigger drinking glasses. Right now when I do a Montana pour, I can only get half of a Heineken in.

by BigAl1996 November 26, 2023

Montana pour

The technique of pouring a beer and not tilting the glass, in order to get a beer that’s mostly foam.

I really gotta buy some huge drinking glasses so a full Heineken fits when I want to do a Montana pour.

by BigAl1996 November 26, 2023

ca plane pour moi

A classic song by Plastic Bertrand, released in 1978. Highly catchy, with a riveting backing track.

Pronounced - sah-plan-bour-mwah

OMG!!!!! I love the song ca plane pour moi!!!!!

by dabro3 August 11, 2023

pouring concrete

an unique and exciting way to congratulate the announcement of a new grandchild

Nice wordle and we're pouring concrete over here

by BabyStark August 29, 2023