Jean peen

Jean peen is when a women's jeans creases at her crotch, making a bulge that looks like a penis.

She has a Jean peen when she sits.

by Aar96 February 28, 2017

E-peen

An electronic dick that has the power to control the entire internet without your command. Very irrational and hard to maintain like a regular boner.

"Suck my fat E-peen" (once sucked you'll gain the entire knowledge of the world)

by usmanisabitch August 31, 2019

peen arse

A phrase used to describe a person that can’t stop fidgeting or messing around and generally acts like a tit.

phil is messing around on a long car journey, "Stop being a peen arse phil"

David always acted like a peen arse in english.

by Random_hero_ December 1, 2006

pooi pen peen

When you pull your penis out of a woman’s bum hole and there is poo on the end. At this point you use the penis as a pen and the poo as ink. To complete you must draw a penis on the woman’s back.

I was chilling with Aitch and this girl came in. We did some bum stuff and it led to pooi pen peen

by Reaney September 27, 2019

Suck My Peen

A sentence usually used by famous Fortnite Twitch streamer TFue

(Kills someone that spams his buildings with a legendary p90) "Suck My Peen Bro"

by mjdrnts September 6, 2018

big ol' peen

a very large penis

person 1: wow! steve harvey's nudes leaked! he has a big ol' peen
person 2: mines bigger ew

by big ol' peen boy March 12, 2017

Upper Case Peen

An erection of the peen

Wow Devin has a case of the Upper Case Peen.

by Nigel Dingleberry May 10, 2018