pawthetic

1. Da despicable strategies dat Garfield resorts to in his efforts to get his own way.
2. Similarly-disgraceful acts dat a merely-sperm-donor-level male parent (i.e., "deadbeat dad") performs to arrogantly/selfishly make others do his bidding, avoid child-supporting/raining responsibilities., etc.

Bill Clinton has apparently fathered many "unacknowledged"children ("Honk if you HAVEN'T slept with Clinton"), but in his typical pawthetic lack of caring or responsibility, he has just let said had-his-fun-with-and-then-left females struggle to raise said love-babies entirely on their own.

by QuacksO March 25, 2020

Pathetacism

The act of carrying ones self pitifully

Travesty could only stretch his sphincteral-lobe over 1x44 gallon drum instead of 2 drums like the day before..Morgwn was unimpressed by Travvys dismal effort, to which he labelled it

"pure pathetacism"

by anonymous September 11, 2020

pathegic

Sexy but in a religious way

Zach was so pathegic, he wasn't a father, he was a daddy

by Zachith Chaperino December 20, 2021

pithetic

Describes da disgracefully-selfish/unfeeling quality of da act of consuming all of da choice/juicy/tender parts of a desirable plant, and then leaving just da tough/stringy/woody center portion for one of more other folks whom you'd been supposed/expected to equally share said delicacy with.

Greedily guzzling all of da sweet-'n'-succulent outside part of an apple and then giving your companion da seed-filled core is nothing short of pithetic!

by QuacksO December 30, 2021

Pathotic

An adjective used to denote a prescence of pathos or pathos-related rhetorical appeals.

Sarah McLachlan's "Angel" commercial is well-known due to its pathotic appeals through the use of animal imagery.

by ThatGuyWhoLikesTSeries March 8, 2023

Pathetise

Pathetise (verb) – To subtly humiliate or dismiss someone by making them appear weak, insignificant, or pitiable, often without raising your voice or showing anger.

She pathetised him with one sentence and didn’t say anything else.

by newuser1937 June 8, 2025

I-pothetically

I-pothetically: a thinky veiled confession in which a person continually replaces their acts of wrong doing with the phrase "Hypothetically"

This is usually because guit is starting to take its toll

OK lets say i-pothetically some one did sleep with some i-pothetical bimbo.
It doesnt mean that i-pothetical person doesnt still love you!"
That is an I-POTHETICAL confession if I ever heard one

Or as a line from a cop show?

"If a i-opthetical person were to confess to this hypothetical murder, what kind of i-pothetical time would they be looking at?"

"You are a cold blooded I-POTHETICAL killer, Junior!"

by bkmdano December 12, 2009