Pasty Puff

A morbidly obese white male, normally from the suburbs but can range into safer sections of cities to view sporting events. Pasty Puff's are easily identified by New Balance running shoes (almost always gray), Casper the friendly ghost skin tone and belly's that hang out significantly farther then their dicks. Pasty Puff's are known for the mass consumption of high fructose corn syrup products and saying the wrong thing at every turn.

"Check out Pasty Puff over there double fisting pizza and starbursts like diabetes doesn't exist."

by kfc4life November 5, 2023

Hot Pasty

An attractive woman from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

Toivo Rintamaki: Ya sure are quite da little hot pasty, ain't ya!
Toivo's 15-year-old niece: ...

by Nigel Thwok January 15, 2024

Pasty

A small British turnover type pastry filled with fruit, vegetables, meat or cheese with spices, folded in half and baked. To be eaten with one's fingers as a snack or light meal.

I'd like two pumpkin pastys, please.

by Joycat17 December 16, 2022

Pasty Pioneer

A funny thing to call white people

Blud is such a pasty pioneer ☠️☠️☠️

by vigsfigs August 1, 2023

Like a pissed-on pasty

A descriptive phrase, usually used for body odour

Keee-ripes man! Who is that reeking like a pissed-on pasty in here?!

by Yimothy August 5, 2023

BOGOF Pasty

When your mate only eats greggs and smells like a pasty

Bro stfu you smell like a BOGOF Pasty

by HyFyR August 25, 2023

Marquette Midnight Pastie

When you make a pastie and nut on it, freeze it, fry it, and then insert it into your girl's anus when eating her ass out. Preferrably, she'll be gaping beforehand and when you insert said food item, her asshole muscles will mush and scramble it up and then you can suck it all out and give her the night of her life. Sounds good, eh?

"Man, Marquette Midnight Pasties are the best kind of pasties. Nothing like a little anal sauce to really bring out that flavor mmm!"

by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022