face boarding

The action corresponding to when you’re laying on your back and using your phone, but you’re so tired that the phone slips from your fingers and smacks you in the face.

I was on TikTok last night until I began face boarding.

by Buzz Kill Bill ☠️ January 8, 2021

board buster

either a real or "rent-a-cop" that cant put up with your sliding and grinding days and breaks your board and busts you.

watch out, officer Cock is a board buster.

by lilnicky003 March 5, 2009

Uni Boarding

Verb: To "ride" and do tricks on half of a skate board.

Noun: Half of a skateboard.

A bunch of skater kids have gone uni.
Do you want to go to the beach and do some Uni Boarding?

by SKATEfromwiki May 22, 2009

Chopping board

The weapon of choice for Right Wing Pseudojour alist Avi Yemini

Chopping boards were flying from Avi's hands as he attempted to defend his small body from the woman's intellect.

by AnotherMelbournian January 25, 2022

long boarded

when you ride a BIG dick. like i’m talking BBC. usually with guys named jadyn(any spelling works)

yooo i long boarded so hard last night

by dont@me57 November 1, 2019

Tongue Boarding

A form of kissing torture where in place of water, the tongue is used to deprive the recipients oxygen and create the sensation of drowning in tongue.

I was just trying to be nice so I let him kiss me, little did I know I needed to take a deep breath to make it through a session of tongue boarding!

by Relentless 34 September 15, 2014

Spaghetti board

A spaghetti board is the act on 3 or more males lined up infront of a table with their dicks out. The goal is for the dicks to move side to side without touching eachother. If one dick touches another members they both have to slam their nuts as hard as they can into the side of the table

Yo lets give a spaghetti boar a go
He touched my dick whilst doing a spaghetti board

by Alf steward February 19, 2018