sprack a load

Yet another term for ejaculating, but only when you do it on, rather than in, someone.

"Jenna is so dirty. I spracked a load all over her face and she loved it."

"June's a prude. Maybe if I sprack a load in her face I can get her to break up with me."

by LuvMyRedDog December 18, 2008

Phantom Load

The mysterious (and some say, nonexistent) phenomenon, sometimes known as the faked male orgasm, is better known as a phantom load.

"The strangest thing happened."
"What?"
"After sex, last night I saw the condom John used, but it was... empty."
"How could that be?"
"I know, it's so weird! He acted like he finished, but I guess it was just a phantom load."

by Neologian-PJG August 26, 2013

A Shit Load

A couple is 2, a few is three, and a shit load is six.

At the drive thru at McDonald's: I need a shit load of Happy Meals.
In court: I have a shit load of parking tickets.

by The Waylon December 31, 2014

Load Stopper

The things you think about when trying not to blow your load when having sexual intercourse.

Damn i had to think about that beezy jessica when i was having sex with kelsey so i would last longer, she was a good load stopper.

by beeezy February 28, 2007

wide load

what you say to your friends when a fat chick walks by

"Hey Joey"
"Ye?"
"Check out that fat Chick!"
"OHH! WIDE LOAD! WIDE LOAD!"

by Boone's Farm September 3, 2005

Bust a load

When one releases the semen from the tip of his penis onto the face, chest, gludius maximus, or vagina of a woman. It is, indeed, an extremely pleasurable experience.

When I came home from school, I decided to go over to the Chen household and bust a load all over the face Ray Chen's mom, Mrs. Chen.

by Tanzeel Ahmed July 24, 2008

chewbacca load

A load of semen so large that you would swear a wookiee produced it. Usually a chewbacca load can be produced by refraining from sex and masturbation for a period of a week or more. The size of the load will also vary from person to person.

I pumped out a chewbacca load last night!

by the saskatchewan stud muffin January 25, 2007