KFC Nutty Crunch

When you tongue a girl's unclean butthole (because she didn't wipe), and you land up pushing your tongue too far down her cornhole that you catch last night's dinner on your tastebuds. But you're too far gone to pull out your tongue, so you keep throating her hole while you swirl a mix of saliva and nuts between her sphincter and your mouth.

I tongue-puncher her butthole so hard that I mixed up a KFC NUTTY CRUNCH - at least I got to eat for free that night.

by DJ CHAD January 18, 2019

nutty crackered

(verb) Dancing while drunk, as established in Thoroughly Modern Millie. It usually occurs illegally (like in a speak-o in the 1920s).

I didn't realize he was nutty crackered! I thought he's always just like that.

by Miss Pricilla March 29, 2011

penitentiary nutty

When you crazy in prison because you're locked up and a person you were close to died and you know you can't even go to the funeral to say goodbye

After they told him his mother died the funeral is in a few days, and he knows he doesn't get released until next month. He went in a penitentiary nutty and destroyed his cell and the ones close to his with his bare hands

by Crazy Crystal October 12, 2019

Nutty Buddie

sniffing a line of substances (crack cocaine, OxyContin, Vicodin, etc.) of a mans genitals

yo lets go hit a nutty buddie before the party

by Xanman69696969696969696969 April 23, 2025

nutty double

When two black men are simultaneously fucking a girl in the pussy and ass, as they both cum at the exact same time, they high ten exactly 5 times.

Greg: do you kno Dillon?
Bob: no, why?
Greg: oh just cause me and him nutty doubled Tim’s mom last night!

by Hey julien guess who made this December 12, 2020

Nutty Edgar

Usually a fat diabetic Mexican. He simps over any red head girl. He’s also a good kisser.

Yo, you’ve seen Nutty Edgar around? Oh nvm I see his fat ass.

by The 6 God Himself October 22, 2020

Nutty Buns

When you smear chunky peanut butter over a girls ass with a peanut allergy to make dem cheeks thick as fuckkkkk.

Jeff: I can't believe you fucked Sam she has no ass
Jack: Bruh I don't give a fuck, she's allergic to peanuts so I gave her those Nutty Buns. Boom from limp dick to slim thick like that

by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019