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chuck norris

Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick your testicles out now.
by Thelostcup August 30, 2006
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chuck norris

a half cherokee, half irish martial artist and all around badass.
it takes chuck norris 49 muscles to smile, but only 2 to kill
by akary May 25, 2006
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Norris Ball

Drinking game consisting of two or four combatants divided into two teams. Game is played on a flat board with a huge picture of Chuck Norris in his finest Canadian tuxedo on it. Combatants attempt to toss one of Chuck Norris's testicles shaped like a ping-pong ball into one of the opposing teams beer filled cups. If said testicle enters the opposing teams cup, the opposing team must consume the beer in that cup before play can resume. Game continues until one team is out of cups...and drunk. See beer-pong. *NOTE* Under ideal circumstances, the "Chuck Norris song" from SNL must be played continuously for the duration of play. Norris Ball may not be played, under any circumstances, until the Norris "Principles for Life" have been read and agreed upon by all eligible combatants.
"Hey Mike, get off your lazy ass and get dominated at some Norris Ball"
by Dr. Andrew HAS October 16, 2006
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Chuck Norrisosity

To be almost as cool as Chuck Norris.

Impossible, but one can hope.
Mr. T has committed an act of Chuck Norrisosity.
by Ryarox April 1, 2010
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Chuck Norris Effect

When someone's legacy is exaggerated beyond what they actually did.
Widely known people whose legacies are affected by the Chuck Norris Effect include:

Chuck Norris. Do an online search for "Chuck Norris facts".

North Korean leadership post-Korean war. Kim Jong-il propaganda told that he averaged 2-3 hole-in-ones per round of golf played, that he invented the idea of using 3 cameras at once to film a movie to save time (in the 1960s), and that he was born on a sacred mountain. All of which are not true or impossible.

Jesus. A man who did many great deeds and brought forth new humanistic philosophies was exaggerated to have fed thousands with only a few loaves of bread, to have performed many inexplicable miracles, to have ascended to heaven while alive after being resurrected after death, etc. The stories of his life were historically recorded several decades after they actually occurred leaving time for word of mouth to allow his legend to grow.

Babe Ruth. Watch the film "The Babe". Search online for historical inaccuracies within the movie.
by jasonjs December 15, 2012
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Norris nuts

Kind And amazing YouTubers.
Gamers/vloggers
"Norris nuts fashion, we disigned this with Passion."
by anonymous January 7, 2022
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dirty chuck norris

a dirty chuck norris is when you whack off whilst punching a scumbag slut in the face.
i picked up this hood rat and 20 dollars later i gave her a dirty chuck norris in a hotel bathroom.
by ill dice February 21, 2007
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