The Nooner

When you meet your buddy for lunch and take you hot waitress to the shitter and pull a Chinese Finger Puzzle.

Man, Aaron and I pulled quite the nooner Friday on that vixen bartender at Local Barrel.

by Trout Diddy June 24, 2022

Brown Nooner

Anal sex on your lunch break.

"Sean and I just had a brown nooner and now my asshole is sore."

by Pink Wiggle February 25, 2024

cooner nooner

a raccoon

them cooner nooners stole my trash!

by gingerninja111 September 28, 2025

Seventy Niner

A person who is mentally challenged and their IQ is borderline mentally. Where they seem normal but cannot go deeper into a subject.

This guy seemed normal, but after trying to dig deeper into the subject I realized he was a Seventy Niner.

by Seventy Niner February 2, 2026

oon-deuce-niner

also known as a big gulp slurpee

Customer "how much is this slurpee?"
Chailott "brotha, it be a oon-deuce niner"

by g-birdman March 28, 2003

Class 1 Nooner

Someone who consumes 1 High Noon when pregaming before the bars

That dude is a Class 1 Nooner! He doesn't pregame hard

by 247tray October 26, 2024