Noah

Someone who is a poser. He says that he is great at everything but when you see him in real life he makes up some lame excuse on why he can't do it. He is also scranny with a lot of money which is the only reason he has a girlfriend.

Noah:I can surf so we'll
You:ok then, catch me at the beach
"At the beach"
You:Go out and catch a wave then
Noah:uuhh,I can't
You:why??
Noah:my board is messed up
"Has brand new board, he just can't do anything because he plays so many video games"

by Noah is trash April 17, 2019

Noah

God

Noah is God.

by noahfgodard June 27, 2021

noah

the love of katie’s life like wow can you even find someone more perfect? the answer is no. go find urself a noah like mine because i’m 100% positive that a smile will pop on ur face when u see that name pop up on ur phone.

pka loser.

katie: wow have you met noah? he makes my day 100% better 😍😍

by ewitsu March 6, 2019

Noah

If Instagram send you here, You are not a clown - you are the whole circus.

Teacher:…Noah?
Noah: here

by Noahad7 November 23, 2021

Noah

A person who has lots of heccery going on in his life and is very mean because of it.

Noah da boi

by mlemingshobe November 7, 2019

Noah

The definition of beauty and the test of woman's sexuality

"That man over there is... Beautiful." Oh yeah, that's Noah.

by ImCBS January 13, 2022

noah

he is deffo known to not to be clapped n sad sometimes they don't even have friends because they are so weird and still sleeps with a teddy bear right next to him while he's thinking about his mother he is also a drug dealer and will probably try to link someone up but will fail every time he tries because he's a well know freak

Sophie-is that Noah he's is well clapped
Eddie-i got told he's a drug dealer

Sophie- ew what a tramp

by symlolllllllllll February 20, 2020