by Pawn of Sex April 12, 2016
what da fuck is a wifi?
well im here to tell you
its basically a fleshlight but it comes green so when you jizz in it you dont stain it green
wait jizz is green right?
well im here to tell you
its basically a fleshlight but it comes green so when you jizz in it you dont stain it green
wait jizz is green right?
by ur mom sex he he November 30, 2021
Any vehicle that needlessly connects to wifi. These cars have updates like a computer. Customers may be forced to pay for a subscription service for basic features like heat, AC, listening to the radio, moving their seat backward/forward, etc. Pretty soon, steering privileges will be a subscription.
These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.
These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.
Cybertruck owner : "OMG, did you know my new Tesla automatically changes steering sensitivity based on speed? "
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."
by CrispyJack February 27, 2024
This is a best friend of the whole world. They here for the people. This type of person will try his best to help their friends and people around them. Most importantly that they doing it not to feel better or to get something, they just experiencing will to help and be there for you, just like WiFi.
- Stephan is helping everybody, i don’t understand why he have to be such a people pleaser?
- Honey, he just a WiFi Person, he was there for you when you needed him, so stop bragging.
-Why she went to that boring event? ?
-Cause she is a WiFi Person, she felt that they needed support…
- Honey, he just a WiFi Person, he was there for you when you needed him, so stop bragging.
-Why she went to that boring event? ?
-Cause she is a WiFi Person, she felt that they needed support…
by reptileprinz May 28, 2025
When a relationship has reached a level that you are willing to give the other person the password to your wifi network, it is considered "wifi official"
After the third night in a row she had spent at his place, Dave thought it was time for he and Sarah to become Wifi Official.
by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg September 11, 2016
by Metal Eater June 06, 2022
The Online Chess strategy where you abuse your opponent's poor internet connection to easily claim the win. Coined by Levy Rozman aka GothamChess
by MumboJumboFan123 January 15, 2023