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Tissue roll

What people for some reason think is the shield against the virus when, in fact, it isn't.
Sharon: Hey caroline I stocked up on tissue roll because of the virus

Caroline: what?
by NibbaHotCheetos March 21, 2020
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big tissue

Multifunctional bastard offspring of the Big Issue. With porn.

Nothing helps the homeless more than handing out the latest edition of the Big Tissue.

Can also be used to wipe oneself clean after the event.
big tissue.. big tissue.. you got 20p for some smack?
by massive bender October 15, 2007
mugGet the big tissuemug.

Tissues

'Tissues'
Hot new slang for "trust issues".

When someone has problems trusting others, typically due to past trauma or events.
"My girl has been acting weird lately, I think she might be cheating."
"Nah bro you just got tissues."
by cocksuckermega_xx420 August 26, 2023
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Ass Tissues

"Do you have any tissues?"
"No, but we have toilet paper"
"Ok, you mean ass tissues?"
"Yeah"
by Weil May 5, 2019
mugGet the Ass Tissuesmug.

facial tissue

A facial is a sexual act in which hot, sticky man-juice is spewed unto a pornstar's face.

A facial tissue is a specific type of cum rag, usually made of paper fibre, created to clean up the resulting mess.

Any tissues which are not consumed during film production are sold to the fans, which has proven a profitable venture.
Kimberly Clark introduced the first facial tissues to porn after being spooged in the face one time too many on-camera.

They've become fairly standard across most adult entertainment, with the exception of one group of gay male pr0nductions in which colour-coded handkerchiefs are still being stuffed into the left or right arse trouser pockets to signify which perversions an individual performer is seeking or willing to participate in.
by bitchuck September 12, 2024
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tissue roses

Tissue used to catch sperm then scrunched up and thrown nonchalantly
His bedroom is littered with tissue roses
by StaticRH January 27, 2020
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Tissue Walrus

A rolled up piece of toilet paper, paper towel, or a similar cloth that is stuck up the nostril to prevent blood from a nosebleed or snot from a runny nose
Jimmy had a cold, so he used a Tissue Walrus

Josh got a nosebleed, so he stopped the bleeding with a Tissue Walrus
by Fanitypis April 23, 2025
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