Ride Hobo

Someone who doesn't own any form of transportation and has to call people for rides because they are too lazy to walk.

Tom: Mark is such a ride hobo
John: I know, he really needs to get a car or something

by Mighty Arrow April 17, 2010

Hobo-Caveman

Someone that lives in the 21century like a hobo in the prehistoric times

Sat why you eating chicken of the floor! You are such a hobo-caveman

by Spacechicken89 February 14, 2019

Chocolate hobo

When a man is ramming a chick the ass and then proceeds to stick his dick in her mouth but it is unusually small thus leaving a chocolate ring around her mouth..

This girl wanted me to do a.t.m. and it ended with me giving her a chocolate hobo.

by Jim Sparkmeyer November 5, 2022

Power Hobo

A power hobo is one of the hopeless many typically found in bus stations, airports, Starbucks and other public locations scrounging around for a power outlet.

Unlike hobos who may congregate around a fire in the winter to keep warm, power hobos congregate around the scarce resources offered by 2 three prong outlets that are sparingly located. Typically you can hear them say "hey is there an outlet back there" or "could you spare a few minutes for me to plug into your power outlet".

The flight was late and the power hobos began to drift through the airport looking for a spare power outlet. Buddy can you spare a watt.

by Power Deprived Traveler December 10, 2012

Hobo Hat

Hobo Hat is the act of placing a used fast food container on someone's head, then farting directly on the container. The resulting odor is an ominous mix of grease and shit wind, similar to that of a hobo.

Mickey had passed out on the couch, and since we had just polished off a crave case, Sean thought it would be a good idea to give him a hobo hat.

by The Real Fat Jesus November 2, 2013

Hobo Handwash

Thoroughly wiping your hands on your ass to get rid of an even worse smell that's already on your hands. Frequently employed by hobos to get rid of the smell of weed or human neglect.

Damn, the smell of the stogy is still there. Better do a quick hobo handwash.

by cmoney100 December 23, 2010

Hobo Spike

A Hobo Spike is the sexual act in which a male jabs his love stick into the eye of a partner.

Bradon: Hey you know that hot chick I saw last night!?
Ryan: Yeah.
Bradon: I fuckin' Hobo Spiked her last night!
Ryan: Awesome!

by Jonesy97 December 4, 2010