co commenter

literally just types the exact same thing someone else typed in hopes of getting the same amount of attention.

billy saw that bobs comment on youtube got 1.2k likes and decided to be a co commenter and type the same thing.

by Lycan Ace March 15, 2019

Comment padding

When a person engages in commenting on their own Facebook status for the sole purpose of padding the "Comment" tally.

Mario was totally comment padding on Facebook yesterday after nobody thought his status was as clever as he thought it was.

by eightiesrule January 15, 2011

Coma Commenter

Every once in a while a long-term Facebook friend reacts to one of my posts like they just woke up from a coma and missed all my posts for the last several years.

Today on Facebook I made a joke about conspiracy theories, my first joke on that topic ever, and a woman that has been in my friends list since 2015 says that my right wing/conspiracy posts are getting old. She's a Coma Commenter.

by DrBrian December 22, 2020

Dead-Commenting

When someone comments on a Deviantart journal that involves drama that got resolved a long time ago.

So...you're still Dead-Commenting, huh?

by MM132 September 9, 2019

jerk comment

A legendary phrase, or a random put down, or when someone picks holes in what you are saying and points that you are wrong out to everyone. Normally starts with "well actually........"

"tom you really need to start washing, we're at college, there are girls about."
"well actually your wrong"

by jtforcaptain April 19, 2005

pocket commented

Getting a facebook comment on a picture or status from someone who did it accidentally in their pocket. Like a pocket dial

Amy- "cc"

What?

Amy- "Sorry, I pocket commented."

Amy- "cc"

What?

Amy- "Sorry, I pocket commented."

by beneficiall August 1, 2012

rule34 comments

Alot of hilarious ass comments especially this one. Check the definition: **originated from some punching catergory**

Person: *tips fedora* if that woman was gettin punched i wouldve beaten that guy up!
Anon: Look at these fucking neckbeards pretending theyd do a single goddamn thing if they saw someone getting beaten up. Nah kid, youd hug your bodypillow at night pretending youre able to beat up anything other than that tic tac you call a dick.
Person 2: welcome to rule34 comments..

by Totally Not Toxic May 21, 2021