by stewiestolemywashingmachine January 26, 2021

Steve - Hey Suzie! After the party, let's go see Nicholas and Jill.
Suzie - Don't forget the condoms!
Suzie - Don't forget the condoms!
by Bobdobolina September 5, 2016

An absolute dumb cunt and usually a cuck. Also he is the biggest virgin ever. And he is also a kitchen bitch
Oi what's Nicholas Shorter doing?
Probably having a wanking the virgin cunt, can't get any real puss had to suck off his mum's tit all the time.
Probably having a wanking the virgin cunt, can't get any real puss had to suck off his mum's tit all the time.
by Jabraham_ June 11, 2018

The goddess of sexiness, like dead ass hes fucking cute anyone would smash btw he gets all the girls and guys so ladies hide your man but there is one weakness if there is a girl called selina she will reject him and he will kill himself bc hes a depressed fag.
by dorianakagod September 14, 2018

Nicholas webster is quite the dilf. He’s always stunning in the AM and grinding in the PM. Don’t think he won’t steal yo man, he could take him in a second.
by welovenick420 April 7, 2022

P1 - Hey bro, have you seen nicholas layton
P2 - sex in my mouth oh yes fill me with cum sexy sexy woo woo!!
P2 - sex in my mouth oh yes fill me with cum sexy sexy woo woo!!
by hotmenonmyass May 18, 2020

The smartest and most amazing person ever. Commonly referred to in reverence with an air of mystery. Currently the world's best lover and most interesting person alive.
Son: Wow I want to grow up to be just like a Nicholas Paulson someday
Dad: I'd aim a little lower son. No one's that amazing.
Dad: I'd aim a little lower son. No one's that amazing.
by minirick February 5, 2010
