Near Device

Multimedia tools, gadgets and toys that approach an integrated solution, but ultimately settle for the pillars of the country America has become: Coolness and Profitability.

For better or worse, the iPhone's research and development (R&D) was driven by the questions: Can this sell and how can we sell as many as possible? This is a Near Device.

Near Devices like my awesome diNovo Mini, which gives me just what i need in terms of portability and function to control my HTPC's (Home Theater Personal Computer) but won't allow me to control my stereos or TV's. Devices like my GPS unit that only wants to do GPS. Not music and DVD's as well.

by rezinagro January 7, 2009

might'near't

Contraction for "mighty near to have." Commonly used by cow-hicks and rednecks in Oklahoma.

My grandpa: "That hog might'near't to bit my arm off!"
Me: What the?!

by ohmainerd July 26, 2009

nefarious

When a person grabs a dead seagull, and squeezes the fart out of it.

Little Billy performed a nefarious act at the playground.

by King of Nefaria April 21, 2007

nearful

The act of being close to full.

That glass is nearful.

by Nearful January 30, 2017

Neharika

She may appear innocent but when you see her you will have doubts she is weird

nya is neharika wow she is very weird

by nyyaaaaa October 29, 2019

Nearger

Nearger is pronounced just as it is spelled. It is a new term to describe "wiggers" and/or mulattos. It is for all people that you would want to call the N word, but they aren't black or 100% black, thereby, they are Neargers and not the other N word that sounds similiar.

Two thuggy hip hop white dudes pass by each other and high five and say "What up my nearger?".

A black man gets mad at a mulatto man and says "Get outta here you Nearger!"

by Potstar July 19, 2010

nearo waste

Nearo waste is the new zero waste. Zero waste is an inapplicable term because something always gets wasted. Nearo is the nearest to zero waste. It is a melding of the words near and zero obviously! Zero waste is a great concept but unless you run naked in the forest with a pack of wolves and use nothing you are not applying zero waste....actually one could even argue that wolves are wasting....okay you get the idea.

"Hey wanna come to this nearo waste party where there won't be any individually bottled drinks and all the food scraps will be composted?"

I am living a nearo waste lifestyle because I am breaking the habit of over-consumption and recycling plastic bottles over and over and I also compost food (nondairy and non-meat) waste!

by teddytbird November 5, 2011