Negative Cleavage

When a girl is so skinny it looks like her chest is sinking into her.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see that girl? She has negative cleavage!

Guy 2: Ew, sucks for her. Can't catch any guys with that.

by tobi-roll March 15, 2010

Negative Boner

When something turns you off so much, that you’re dick physically cringes and you feel no attraction for a short period of time.

*finds picture of grandma naked*
“Dude! I just got a Negative Boner!”

by ThE cReAtOr July 4, 2018

Conglomerate Negative 1

The theory that ugly girls flock together as a group, which in turn decreases the overall hotness of said group, bringing the group as a whole down to a -1 on the Binary Scale

The Binary Scale is between 0 and 1, 0 meaning you would have sex, 1 being you wouldn't.

So a Conglomerate Negative 1 is off the charts of ugly.

"Damn dude, that Conglomerate Negative 1 that just walked in really killed the party. Like, they are all ugly as shit."

by Eraw March 9, 2010

negative nelly

The thing idiots say when they mean to call someone a negative nancy.

Cait-"You're such a negative nelly" Everyone Else-"Cait you moron, it's negative nancy"

by death_or_glory December 3, 2011

Negative Penis

when someones penis is so small that it comes out their asshole. Commonly used as an insult.

Bob: Hey markm, your penis is so small, you've got a negative penis going on!
Mark: Shut the hell up Bob

by Zakk May 17, 2003

Negative Skunk

To perform a Negative Skunk follow these simple instructions.

1. Have a white girl strip naked and lay on her front.

2. Shit on her shoulders and slide down her back leaving a stinky stripe from shoulders to ass.

"This bitch cheated on me so I decided to give her a Negative Skunk and throw the bitch out!"

by Paulo Le Donk August 17, 2006

negative NAncy

someone not being able to obtain alpha rank and breaks up peoples good vibes/times

who invited negative nancy to the party shes always killing out high

by chattarunga December 4, 2016