NASCAR Dads

Men who can't drive anywhere without making an inordinate number of left turns.

I followed that NASCAR dad around until my left blinker ran out of blinker fluid.

by Brak February 11, 2005

nascar fast

Someone who has been around.

She may not be a whore but she is Nascar Fast.

by DRAWNWORNG March 26, 2017

nascar night

A night off from the old lady.
When one refines himself to his bedroom and watches porn until his ball sac is empty/sexual fantasies are complete.

woman: what are you doing tonight baby? i'm bored.

Man: nascar night bae. screen is sticky, can't scroll. ttul.

by dayrock27 December 24, 2013

nascar moded

“When you’re so fucking drunk that you sit in a bathtub and start thinking that you’re a nascar driver in the water. Gear shifting and sounds are included…”

Example:

Brad: “dude I got so nascar moded last night that I even started to shift the gears in the bathtub”

by texasandmontana July 13, 2021

NASCAR poser

A person who ware’s shirts of famous nascar drivers but doesn’t watch it or hates it completely and doesn’t Listen to country or metal or rock or straight up hates those genres and only knows nascar political controversies (bubba Wallace noose,Brandon browns win)

Me to my friends: did you see what LoveLiveServe is doing? Friends: what are they up to? Me: They are not only wearing shirts of bands they don’t listen to but they are also wearing nascar shirts! Stupid nascar posers!

by Nascarfan2007 September 27, 2022

nascar turn

the extremely exaggerated wide turn that is only necessary to maneuver into the narrowest of spaces or around the sharpest of turns, or if you are in a stock car race and are trying to keep someone from passing you.

"Yo, the only way you're going to get that Hummer into that little alley is by making a nascar turn" or "Where did you learn how to drive? You didn't have to make a nascar turn to get into that parking stall!"

by Kevin Little November 20, 2007

nascar trick

A type of trick, the type where the person pulling the trick comes at you from all angles in an attempt to make the other person start weavin and bobbin because they don't know where to go because of all the angles.

Look at him weavin and bobbin, she must of had a nascar trick up her sleeve.

by 214L June 13, 2009