Your Nan

A response used by foolish kids who think they’re hard and smart. Also a comeback that probably originated from about 2013. It’s right up there with neek at the dead response level.

Daniel: Oi bruv, what’s the time?
Jake: Your Nan.
Daniel:Suck your mum you fucking slag.

by SuckYourMum321 September 25, 2018

nans

getting laid, vagina, poo-nanny.

Timmy drove all the way to Edmond and still didn't get any nans.

by lmfaonans May 29, 2018

saucing on these nans

When you stunt so hard all the women fall in love instantaneously. No female can resist the sauce.

I’m really saucing on these nans right now!

by Cell Mate #965217 May 31, 2018

ur nan a man

Use instead of the line: ur mum gay.

person 1: ur mum gay

person 2: no u

person 1: ur nan a man

person 2: *kills self*

by anonymous4206921694202169 May 7, 2018

nan on the spit

When two men congragate with a nan

Im putting the nan on the spit

by Dirty_C_Man June 4, 2018

ya nan flat

An insult used to hurt the feelings of the grandchild of the person you just boned till theyre flat

Ya nan flat ya wee prick

by Ctrlz.onion June 11, 2018

Ur nans chest hair

Referring to someone’s nanny’s chest hair you would usually use this sentence in an insult or just at random.

Bella and Nia: How do u say this?
Lola and Eva: UR NANS CHEST HAIR!!!!!

by SmexiLexi123 July 8, 2019