mutahir

sexy beast - has many bagums and is a man of many languages.

bro, ah luv mutahir.

by HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH July 2, 2011

Joshua Mutha Effin Addington

a badass mutha effin man

Shaft was a Joshua Mutha Effin Addington

by Johnny rocketseed December 2, 2009

mutually assured destruction

1. A position whereby the United States and the USSR - Union of Soviet Socialist Republics - would in a nuclear war, be able to destroy each other with their arsenals of nuclear weapons. Each maintaining the possibility to strike the other even if one party fired first. The phrase mutually assured destruction thereby implies that both parties assumed the ability to strike and destroy the other. A catastrophic eventuality if it ever arose. Both parties thus maintained this position, assuring each other than nuclear weapons would not be used, even if a conventional war broke out. The downfall of the Soviet system and emergence of the Russian federation did not make a nuclear war ineffectual, rather it maintains that the two parties still have the capability - and underscores the fact that a nuclear war between these nuclear giants is an inevitability.
2. While this term is specifically used to term the USA and Russia, it may also be applied to China as the latter has built an intercontinental ballistic arsenal that would be deployable if the USA and China ever faced off.

by situationst September 2, 2003

telecommunicative mutual masturbation

A sex act in which two or more people stimulate themselves sexually, either with hands or toys, while on the phone with each other. This act is often practiced by those in a long distance relationship.

We should get some telecommunicative mutual masturbation action going on; I'm so horny.

by bloodytv May 9, 2010

mutawallied

Sexual deviation/fetish.

Woman spreads ass cheeks while winking her chocolate starfish in his face, as her partner forces her to watch Iraqi beheading videos.

Named after Mohammed Mutawalli, an alleged Egyptian spy beheaded on video by in August, 2004

My girlfriend and I Mutawallied last night!

by Googles October 30, 2004

muta

just one of the hundreds of terms for marijuana, pot.

he was getting high on muta all the time.
muta is a term for pot, i'm not making this up.

by Lo July 7, 2005

mutual friend

"mutual friend" is a pseudonym for the internet, or an internet dating site, when used to cover "how do you know...?" "oh, we met through a mutual friend"

"how do you know so and so?" "Oh, we met through a mutual friend" (translation: we met through an internet dating site looking for freaky people who like this and that...)

by duffmanco April 19, 2009