Jake: So what happened last night with that bird?
James: nothing good, all I got was an aching arm after mummy fisting for 5 minutes
James: nothing good, all I got was an aching arm after mummy fisting for 5 minutes
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
by Callmedaddy42 December 05, 2020
Why would you search Mummy harderrrr
by yourlocalfatdog October 01, 2022
Decides to have a child,...then after child is born...regrets giving birth to child, then blames child for being born...
Indian mummy is very controlling and very feminine...she likes to gossip, go to parties, eat channa masala, beat you with chappal, and she is obviously a bollywood movie fanatic who has a crush on Hrithik Roshan...indian mummy enjoys watching her children drown in studies and extracurricular activities, overfeeding her children, and beating them with a slipper,...so watch out!
Indian mummy is very controlling and very feminine...she likes to gossip, go to parties, eat channa masala, beat you with chappal, and she is obviously a bollywood movie fanatic who has a crush on Hrithik Roshan...indian mummy enjoys watching her children drown in studies and extracurricular activities, overfeeding her children, and beating them with a slipper,...so watch out!
by leother1 July 06, 2023
A lovely mum and a gorgeous lady . Intelligent and strong , she is amazing ! I love her lots . If you know her you should be extremely proud . Everyone needs a mother and jojo like her . Real stunner , Beautiful spirit . Successful lady she's fantastic and loved , Believe magic . Amazing at everything . You mean everything to me ! You make the world a better place . Your so inspiring and generous . Your fantastic .
Love you to the moon and back ~ Jazz XxXxX
Love you to the moon and back ~ Jazz XxXxX
Jojo - Mummy is the definition of Being a lovely inspiring lady who makes the world a better place
She's very inspiring , lovely personality , beautiful
She's very inspiring , lovely personality , beautiful
by JoJo's JJ January 12, 2019
A lovely mum and a gorgeous lady . Intelligent and strong , she is amazing ! I love her lots . If you know her you should be extremely proud . Everyone needs a mother and jojo like her . Real stunner , Beautiful spirit . Successful lady she's fantastic and loved , Believe magic . Amazing at everything XxXxXxX
You mean everything to me !
You mean everything to me !
Jojo - Mummy
is a lovely inspiring lady who makes the world a better place
She's very inspiring , lovely personality , beautiful
is a lovely inspiring lady who makes the world a better place
She's very inspiring , lovely personality , beautiful
by JoJo's JJ January 12, 2019
a cloud of skin, feces, dirt and scalp dandruff, that can be found on the unwashed clothes and bodies of homeless and or drug addicts. Similar to the dust found in a mummies crypt.
Bruh, I gave this homeless guy a ride home when he pop'd out of the car he left me in a could of his mummy dust.
by Brogantac January 10, 2018