Mormon

Someone who takes part in the satanic cult of the Later Day Saints. The men typically have 3-5 wives, and the women have no other purpose in life but to cook and clean.

I heard that mormons are basically Muslims that know how to fly planes away from tall structures.

by Joe E Salads May 6, 2018

MORMON

People who do not go out,they don't get with anyone,or drink or do anything fun

Those mormons need to get out more

by Peeblesgossippart2 March 18, 2017

Mormon

Brainwashed cultists who think they're Christians but they're not.

"Hey dude, you know Sally? She's a Mormon!"

by cocksucker999 May 9, 2019

Mormon, book of Mormon

A stupid book written by a lying drug addict paedophile called Joseph Smith. Also known as the 'Book of Morons' after the morons who believe in it.

Shit, we've run out of toilet paper. Great, we finally have a use for the Book of Morons. Wipe the shit off your arse with that shit. Start with the chapter that contains the story about Brigham Young giving Joseph Smith a blow job. mormon, book of Mormon was written by a sexual pervert.

by Cynical bloke December 9, 2018

Mormon

Mormon is a sexual orientation describing those under the spectrum who are not only straighter than a boner but also fall in love with those of high intellect and stunning beauty.

Kayanna: Guys Keeveun just came out as a mormon.
Keeveun: Damn right I did.

by Laughpanther July 6, 2020

Mormon

Religious white people who mostly live in Utah. The modern Mormons don’t drink alcohol or have sex before marriage, and if you go deep within Utah, you can even find those mental people who do polygamy.

Mormon: I got married to my wife, her cousin, my wife’s mother, our daughter, and our neighbors daughter—now I’m hoping to find a new wife in this app called Tinder.
Bob: Geez Joe!

by HerberttheCrab June 18, 2018

Mormon

The word you never want to hear out of your girlfriend's parents mouths

"So I wanted to get down with this girl, but turned out she was MORMON!"

by SavageGoatGod May 2, 2019