Mons

The female pubic mound, short for ‘mons pubis’. Also known as pooch, snatch hatch and vag hanger.

Danny: Man, look at the mons on her. That’s a mons royale.
Bobby: Sure is. Hope it’s not a mons royale with cheese.

by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024

penis-mon

When a dejected, woman-hating, sexist moron uses the internet to spread toxic behaviour and hatred towards anyone non-heterosexual.

You don't have to be such a penis-mon about it! She just doesn't like you that way.

by Chillaina June 14, 2018

mon

Fire dude that more than likely listens to j cole and sulks about his crush but he loves anime and is about 6 feet+ tall

did u see mon yesterday he’s tall as a building

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Mikey Mons

A specific man located on the east coast that has the biggest shlong of the deep blue sea.

Yo, I saw Mikey Mons in NJ the other day at Salzonians.

by Bongler April 24, 2025

Mon

An individual who loves to play Hello Neighbour. This person especially loves when you throw away the flashlight!

Wow! You love playing hello neighbour so much, you must be a Mon!

by Pporjejs January 11, 2020

mon-gilo

mon-gilo; a term used for lying about not eating your kind. clearly you did, if you ever use this term. go to jail.

seungmin: no noce, i ate mike. my easy, our mon-gilo x4 (sang in reversed Topline ft. Tiger JK by Stray Kids)
stays: HE ATE MIKE

by StrawberryKat August 21, 2023

Mon

Mon is an edgy teen who is captivated by stormy weather and lolis. He possesses supernatural laziness and will stay in bed all day if possible.

Oh look, it’s Mon, yeah....

by Prez Dakoz July 26, 2019