Monalisha

Monalisha is one of the beautiful creation in earth.She is very hardworking person.She will Marry to a very intelligent person.Her son is a tall handsome boy who can be a actor.

Exactly like Monalisha

by anonymous November 23, 2021

The Mona Lisa

1. When a girl gives a guy a blowjob while simultaneously touching herself until she makes herself cum.

2. Being facefucked by a guy while touching oneself until reaching the point of climax.

He told me to put his dick in my mouth and touch myself because he wanted to feel when I orgasmed through my moaning. He called it the Mona Lisa

by Citygworl16 October 10, 2020

sexual Mona Lisa

Okay the true meaning of the Mona Lisa is when your girlfriend has a heavy flow of her period and you guys have sexual penetration and then you pull your penis out of her bloody vagina and then wipe it on her belly hence the Mona Lisa

She always gets so horny when she's on her period so I had to give her the Sexual Mona Lisa

by The Masterbaiter77! May 27, 2023

mona

In a north Italian dialect, literally, it means pussy.
It is used with the meaning of stupid or idiot,too.

1) Mi piace la mona
I like pussy
2) Sei proprio un mona!
You are an idiot!
3) Ma va in mona!
Fuck You!

by Gilll September 12, 2006

Mona Lisa

a girl who is hot from far away, but ugly up close.(just like the painting, looks nice from far away, but cracked and ugly up close)

Lets go talk that girl. O, wait hell no shes a mona lisa.

by dfs2477 October 1, 2007

MOAPH

Monkeys Operating Abaci Per Hour. Used to describe hardware that is way off the back in terms of computing power.

"Yo, the GPU in my PS3 runs at 2 teraFLOPS!" "Yeah? Well, the Nintendo that I got back in '88 runs at six MOAPH."

by random-adam May 21, 2008

Moapa Valley

A rad place next to Las Vegas. Home to the Moapa Valley Pirates. 3A Champions in Football, Volley Ball, Base Ball, and many other sports.

"Did you hear?"
"Hear what?"
"Moapa Valley kicks ass!"
sigh "Pshh EVERYBODY knew that!"

by Moapa's class of 2009 February 21, 2009