Minecraft

A place where little kids get triggered

I am so mad!!! He blew up my house in minecraft

by .JESUS. May 25, 2018

Minecraft

The product of defecating in a toilet while simultaneously eating a meal.

Dude; are you Minecraft right now?

Yes I had to shit really bad but I was also hungry

by Bush February 14, 2023

Minecraft

minecraft is a brilliant game where you use blocks to build stuff and survive, it is a block game and block game takes all the pain away

person 1: hey man, wassup?

person 2: i’m playing MINECRAFT, i’ll talk later

by braingobrrrr January 18, 2021

Minecraft

The meaning of life

I’m a Minecraft

by A big purple grape November 12, 2018

MineCraft

NIGGA THIS SHIT IS THE MOST MOFO BADASS GAME OF ALL TIME!! FUCK FORTNITE YOU STUPID BITCH!! GO MINECRAFT!!

Person 1: wanna play minecraft

Person 2: are you fucking retarded, of course I do you dumb whore!!
Person 1: (dies from getting stabbed with person 1’s diamond sword)

by Anonymous 8200 July 13, 2019

Minecraft

Someone who whats his life on video games and usually has no friends and rarely goes out of thy person room.

Person 1: I`m gonna get drunk and hook up with chicks, do you wanna come
Person 1: Fuck off i`m playing mine craft

Minecraft: someone who never likes going outside or interacting

by Mnecraft nerd 16323xf|}{jk May 29, 2018

Minecraft

Minecraft: a retarded game for retarded 8 year olds

I played Minecraft today

by Mr.F*** December 10, 2017