Mexican triple surprise 

The act of pissing, shitting, and Cumming your pants

-Did you hear what happened to John at the party?
-Yeah he got a Mexican triple surprise

Mexican triple surprise by Lamasisful July 19, 2023

Mexican Table Cloth 

The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket

Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.

Mexican Table Cloth by Yello Roc September 14, 2023

Mexican tambourine 

A pair of maracas, also known as a pair of “shake-a shake-as”.

That guy plays a mean Mexican tambourine!

Mexican tambourine by Ana Naomi December 4, 2024

mexican trunk waffle 

shitting in a roll away bed then folding it back up and leaving it for an unsuspecting guest

we were staying at maurice's but when we went to sleep there was a mexican trunk waffle left behind so we just slept on the couch.

mexican trunk waffle by goatalingus kahn May 6, 2024

Mexican tug of war 

When a person takes a firm poop into another persons butt and then two people simultaneously use the hard poop as a double sided dildo in a contest of bumper butts pushing and pulling using their ass muscles to see who has the strongest butthole whoever maintains best grip and pulls the turd out of the other participants butt wins.

The two lovers in a unifying action completley disregarding cleanliness or morals played a game of mexican tug of war.

Mexican tug of war by Theuberdude May 19, 2024

mexican tie and twist 

When a women stuffs your dick in a taco and twists it, then eats it

Yo oliver, me and my girl did a mexican tie and twist!

mexican tie and twist by m marlow May 20, 2024

Mexican Thanksgiving 

The act of shoving a burrito up your anus proceeded by taking it out and eating.

Me and James are gonna have a Mexican Thanksgiving later tonight if you wanna join.

Mexican Thanksgiving by 12inWeiner January 20, 2025