metallicabb.com

MetallicaBB.com was an official public Internet forum for heavy metal band Metallica where a wide variety of people could post about and discuss nearly whatever they wanted. These citizens developed a strong community over the years. However, in January of 2016 the evil moderators nuked the old kingdom and built a new fortress with fancy shiny new technology. This new forum is lame, so the brave pioneer known as Alan-P rose from the ashes and built a brand new kingdom from the ground up at metallicabb.boards.net with the goal of harkening back to the glory days of the old MetallicaBB. Most of the active posters from the old MetallicaBB spend most of their time in Alan-P's castle.

Alan-P currently holds the title of Administrator in the new MetallicaBB and he sits on a throne made of the skulls of his enemies; however, everyone knows that the real ruler of MetallicaBB is the court jester known as Hetfield's Rage. He's known for his masterful shitposting, argument-baiting and generally vapid remarks which have devolved countless serious discussions into pointless bickering in a way few Internet trolls are capable of. Otherwise, the citizens of MetallicaBB enjoy discussing a wide variety of topics like movies, video games and progressive metal bands such as Opeth and Mastodon. Sometimes they even talk about Metallica, mostly to bitch about the fact that they haven't released an album since 2008.

"Hey, did you see that Alan-P lansed the new MetallicaBB.com site imo tbh?
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
"You know what's a good band? Opeth. Let's talk about Opeth."
"Please get out of my house."

by waunakonor August 30, 2016

Metallicked

Being reminded for the 500th time that you weren't the first person to listen to the heavy metal band Metallica and made to feel shame (like in Slapshot) for coming a little late to the party.

I tried to relate to my Ho by rappin 'bout cool Metallica songs she turned me onto. But her superiority complex keeps me Metallicked. It's like Nothing Else Matters!

by SlimShadee October 10, 2014

Metallikaren

Someone who loves metal but if a show is not at one specific venue they will go online and shit all over the show, even if they like the bands, because it's not at the one venue they prefer to go. Another example would be a 5 band bill and they love 4 bands on the show, but they complain because 1 of the 5 bands is not their cup of tea.

Oh did you see that sick tour that got announced? Yeah, but it's all the way across town a whole 7 miles from my apartment.

Dude stop being such a fucking Metallikaren

by Annoying Little Dad January 31, 2023

metallic archea

Metallic Archea refers to when someone or something's, body oder is so bad that it destroys any object within its vicinity.

Fred: "dude I cant believe how bad David's Metallic Archea is."

by codthefish June 29, 2023

Metalica

A mispelling of a band, Metallica, that was, at one time, a damn good band until they started to whine and moan about people stealing their music because they felt that they had not enough money.

See Sell Out

Avril is turning into Metallica just like Dr. Dre and all other corporate art.

by fecalflinger September 2, 2005

Metalliac

A Metalliac is any person who is an obnoxious fanboy/fangirl of the heavy metal band Metallica.

John is such a Metalliac, he has 4 rooms in his house completely filled to Metallica memorabilia.

by Arloest W. October 15, 2006

Metallic Red

a paint usually used on cars that has metal flakes mixed in the paint to give it a shiny color.

They repainted the car metallic red.

by sanibel_999 July 18, 2004