Merged

Getting it in with the best hand pre flop or on the flop, only to come to the realization as the turn comes, the donk is catching up, and its inevitable that he's being rewarded on the river

I shipped my stack preflop with AA, pray4spades snap called with A4 offsuit with A of hearts. The flop brought 2h, 3c, and 8d. The turn brings 4h, and on the river, Villain obviously spikes another fucking heart. You just got merged.

by InterwebzPojer January 2, 2014

Mergegasm

The sudden discharge of accumulated tension that occurs when successfully merging two git branches without any merge conflicts.

$ git checkout master
Switched to branch 'master'

$ git merge clean_up
Updating 3852b4d..ec6888b
Fast-forward
blue_octocat.txt | 1 -
octocat.txt | 1 -
octofamily/baby_octocat.txt | 1 -
octofamily/momma_octocat.txt | 1 -
red_octocat.txt | 1 -
5 files changed, 5 deletions(-)
delete mode 100644 blue_octocat.txt
delete mode 100644 octocat.txt
delete mode 100644 octofamily/baby_octocat.txt
delete mode 100644 octofamily/momma_octocat.txt
delete mode 100644 red_octocat.txt

Nerd 1: How did the merge go?
Nerd 2: Perfect, total mergegasm.
Nerd 1: Nice.

by gesq_ March 7, 2014

mercena

Most awesome bitch ever

She is so Mercena.

by Kinsler December 19, 2016

Merwen

You call somebody a Merwen when a guy or girl is being too savage in life against others

"You see that guy over there? He is doing like a Merwen."

by Gohan-san February 26, 2017

merentel

When someone has no idea what to put in there bio so they decided to put that as a pathetic excuse.

See that bio\
Oh ya definitely a merentel

by xX_m1n3cr4ft_Xx April 1, 2017

merken wig

An artificial hairpiece for the genitals

OMG! She has to wear a merken wig due to alopecia (baldness) of her crotch!

by darlamay2016 April 17, 2017

mehgendary

1. When you have high expectations but they fall short of being legendary.

2.Underwhelming to the point of not caring.

Was Omara good last night?
No it was mehgendary.

by Alphonso Crump May 12, 2017