muppet

A useless person, akin to a puppet, but where you can stick your hand up their ass and control their mouth.

The latest political leader is a muppet, he was installed there to do the bidding of his political party, and be their mouthpiece.

by Gonso October 2, 2017

Muppet Handjob

Receiving a hand job with a sock with googly eyes.

Yo dude, she gave me a Muppet Handjob!

What's that?

Receiving a hand job with a sock on my dick with googly eyes.

by Buffalo Bourbon Lady December 5, 2019

Muppet juice

Muppet juice is another word for meth. When meth addicts lose their teeth( and most do) they look like Muppets (puppets made famous by Jim Henson. Such as the Muppets and fragil rock)

Meth being the "juice" that causes this. "Muppet effect"

*** your average junkie...(" hey man I need a lol Muppet juice , can you front me a $20 til I get my check cashed at 5 tonight?? I'll pay you this time you have my word"

by Bluemnmz777 January 14, 2020

muppetchef

one who perpetrates an individual cooking large amounts of drugs when in all actuality they are in fact not.

let's get that heavy work from Tyrone, nah he be on some muppetchef shit.

by Officer D. Nutz April 27, 2020

Muppet shoulders

Swinging ones entire upper torso in order to look in a direction.

Pete had Muppet shoulders when his name was called from across the room.

by Waffle Supreme September 2, 2020

muppet eyes

when your friend is so deeply stoned that their eyes are half-closed like a muppet

Dude, look at me! I'm so high, I've got muppet eyes!

by tig.jibbies October 24, 2020

Muppet

A stupid or foolish person or someone who had no brain

Hey do you know the answer?
No

YOUR A MUPPET

by Good definition November 4, 2021