A slop of sorts, performed by guys named Matt in a sexual sense. Really indescribable and can only be reinacted in person and not by work of mouth.
Can you believe Merrissa got a Matty patty last night? Yeah I heard about it and am kind of interested. Matt is kinda hot now.
by Hardened Criminal September 02, 2022
Think a Bert and Ernie love child.... intelligence level of a rock.. snakey and uses raspy voice to lure women
Ew don't be all Matty Chorus King
by DishaBish May 17, 2022
by Mad man matty November 23, 2021
That one virgin that plays roblox and fortnite all day long. he somehow manages to have a girlfriend but gets 0 pussy.
I have a roblox girlfriend their name is Mattis Kemp
by daddy salty July 15, 2021
by mattirg January 16, 2020
by mattirg January 16, 2020
by squidward fish tank ornament June 29, 2021