Mashed my beans

When someone/something murks your good vibes to a point where there’s no more vibes to be murked

Bro, you really just mashed my beans!

by Michel Scottttt December 13, 2020

MaskedIdiot

The absolute god of the multiverse. He's just the ultimate being and you should give him head.

Person: MaskedIdiot is cool.

by Grotto27 January 8, 2021

mashedpotiddies

When you find yourself laying there with KFC gravy all over dem tiddies

So there I was, waiting for him to get a towel to clean up my mashedpotiddies.

by ChicagoCalypzo January 14, 2021

Masked Hug

when you bust in her butt while you're facetiming her dad. a masked hug in the rain is the same but with her grandma and her extended family on facetime instead of her dad

I visited Vianey for a sec and gave her a masked hug
whats that?
a weird sex thing I do cuz Im a weirdo pervert

by this is a real definition sam January 24, 2021

Mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes is your brain when you’ve smoked too much weed and you forget random shit. Or when you just feel dumb.

You: Where tf are my keys?!
Me: Where’d you leave it last?
You: idk
Me: Mashed potatoes, smoke some more!

by Cancel unsubscribe April 13, 2021

masedawg

Mason

Ayo what up masedawg

by Withering April 14, 2021

Mastedonnabation

Secretly thinking 🤔 of Madonna while touring a dinosaur museum (there is a correlation here!) Then hiking it off to the men's room for a good wank!

I did some good. Mastedonnabation after my prehistoric origins class today.

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021