Marti

Hes the cutest kid ever, loving, kind, funny and will always offer a helping hand, he also has DANGEROUS AMOUNTS OF COCK AND BALLS ITS RADIOACTIVE EVERYONE TRYNA GET IN HIS PANTS

Look man a marti hide ur daughters n go hide, I WANT HIM FOR ME

by Not_simon, not/at:all September 17, 2021

Marty McFly

It's a time travel joke about making someone sleep with their mom.

I am going to take you back in time and Marty McFly you.

by cmdr bluecrash September 21, 2021

marty island

the greatest corner to ever touch a field. also will fuck your bitch

damn is that draco darian , nah its marty island

by anonymous August 24, 2021

Marty

Marties comes from the word Martyr. Meaning that homeless people sacrificed themselves to be homeless so that we don’t have to be.

I gave a begging marty money on the side of the road.

The same marty sits outside the Wawa everyday

by Willisdick August 25, 2021

Jen Marti

Jen Marti is known for being Daniel Kim's girlfriend. (who is known as Kim Dong Kyu in Korea)

Person; jen martini

by softsquirrels June 15, 2021

Marty Tax

A tax paid by someone with good intentions to their own detriment.

Brian paid the Marty Tax by staying late so Marty could get his hours in.

by Bombino60 May 28, 2021

Marty

A big man with long arms obsessed with gluten and anime porn, either does the trick tbh. Thoroughly enjoys CP: crazy pajamas and is a registered flight instructor in Azerbaijan where he was conceived. He has never actually visited Azerbaijan but he still got certification i dont really know how that works but it does. Might have something to do with the gluten or anime porn, probably both. He really loves gluten and anime porn, and i mean really really does.

You: Yo wassup Marty wanna eat some sourdough and jork it to gear 5 monkey d luffy without his hat
Marty : Yes

by GlutenMuncher58 September 22, 2025