Chocolate Martha Stewart

Name given to Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA a United Kingdom born, Southern California/Washington state resident specializing in floral arrangements and interior design creations for his note-worthy ability to channel unorthodox color concepts while inspiring out-of-the-box creative ingenuity.

"Did you view that gorgeous living room concept? It looks like the Chocolate Martha Stewart strikes again!"

by Live-N-Learn May 14, 2025

The Martha Paradox

When someone has a crush on another person and thinks that the person they like likes them back because they have been indirectly flirting with them or acting as if the like them

“She did sleep on me but I can’t tell if it’s the Martha paradox or not”

by Pls_let_me_use_a_name November 25, 2019

Martha

Martha, a very beautiful person, from inside and outside. She isn’t really shy nor quiet, she’s a loud person. She’s at least an unproblematic person. She, a person, who loves to make stories. She uses her phone a lot. She’s sometimes generous, and sometimes not. She’s a student, who wouldn’t study, and still not fail the test. Regards, that, she actually studies only when it comes to math, or spelling. She hates teachers who make her over work. She sometimes sleep late.

“Martha, come here. We’re going to the park”

by hgsksiinlove June 8, 2021

Martha

Martha can be a really cold person on the outside but is a very sweet person on the outside. She usually wears glasses and is very nice and cool. She will get lots of guys or even girls!

Alice : Man i wish i had a Martha right now, i hurt my knee!
Jason : Yea! So true!

by AveryAvo April 4, 2023

That Martha Stewart

Describing the best sex act. Martha Stewart is a perfectionist at everything. Therefor, anything she does sexually must be perfection as well.

He ate that pussy so good, it was like he put that Martha Stewart on it.

by LRPeer March 29, 2024

Martha Stewart

The person that has ruled the entire galaxy for the past decade.

Marvin Martian's Who Wants to be a Martianare

Marvin: Who has ruled the galaxy for the past decade?

Fudd: HUEGH the Omnipotent?

M: No

F: Refleb 967?

M: No

F: then the answer is C, Martha Stewart

M: Correct!

by Looney Tunes Trivia March 28, 2016

MARTHA

The name of many superheros

superman: Dont let them hurn martha
batm; WHY DIDI YOU SAY THAT NAME AHHHGGGAAA AAAAHHHHGGGAAAAHAAA

by J_D1zzle February 23, 2023