marshmallow nuts

A over weight male who is a pussy.

Be carfull what you say around him cas he has marshmallow nuts

by L to the mother fucking T August 27, 2009

Marshmallow Stick

A soft plug you insert into the vagina during a women's period or other known as the "werewolf" stage.

Person 1: Come to the bathroom with me, i HAVE to change my marshmallow stick.

Person 2: okay, i got extra tampons!! (typical girls).

by trikikiti December 8, 2010

marshmallow slap

The act of ejaculating into the palm of your hand and smacking someone in the face.

hands ejaculating smacking marshmallow slap

by SatansBestFriend September 29, 2013

Marshmallow Pussy

Pussy that has melt-in-your-mouth when sucked, indistinguishable from a marshmallow.

I was eating pussy one afternoon and it felt like a marshmallow in my mouth, so marshmallow pussy it is.

by 2crazybastard May 7, 2018

scandinavian marshmallow

When 2 600 pounders or above attempt 69

Hey did you here of that thing called the Scandinavian marshmallow?
No but wanna try?

by JDF149 January 9, 2015

Crusty Marshmallow

When after a one night stand, you masturbate onto the other person's pillow while they're taking a shower.

I snuck out while she was getting ready, buy not before I left her a crusty marshmallow.

by Cmellow April 27, 2017

turd in a marshmallow

''Bad costume that outperforms a more impressive costume for a stupid reason such as cute factor''

Alternatively, “grown man gets salty that a literal child is getting more attention than him”.

I spent $6k and over 40 hours building my 100% movie-accurate 'Groot' costume and yet all the idiots in my office can't stop emailing about Shannon's dumbass toddler's bullshit 'Baby Groot' costume that honestly looks like a turd in a marshmallow.

by throwaway87634 October 27, 2019